This is what I would wear if I was going to the Oscars.

The dress description has ‘batwings’ in it, what the fuck else would I wear.

Unless Paige styled me, of course.

I like to think that if I had the resourced, I’d be a pretty shnazzy dresser.

Or maybe I’d just look goofy as hell.

I’m trying to figure out an outfit for Thanksgiving and Christmas this year and I have this nice red cardigan thing and jeans but IDK WHAT ELSE TO WEAR

Never ever let me make fashion decisions.

The results would be twin sets and Fluevogs.

It’s probably a good thing I don’t have any money because I would wear awful outfits like this.

hey michelle remember when we got married on polyvore

Too bad I look like I’m wearing pajamas.

OH WELL

PLAAAAAAAAID